Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Free-associating Follies

So at work today, I check the mailstop to see if there's anything for me. There isn't, but among the stuff in the inbox is an envelope for someone I don't know, that says on the outside, "Want to Serve God Better?".

And the first thing that pops into my head is: "You mean like: in a pesto sauce, with a glass of cabernet?"

[ba-dump!]

I think this means I'm completely cured of religion. The sense of humour, however, is beyond any possible therapy....

Just so reading this post wasn't a complete waste of your time, here's a blog carnival that looks interesting: Humanist Symposium #17.

Hat tip to Tangled Up In Blue Guy.

7 comments:

John Pieret said...

And the first thing that pops into my head is: "You mean like: in a pesto sauce, with a glass of cabernet?"

No, no! ... with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

MICKY said...

Eamon Knight said...
Our Resident Loon wrote:
...your brain will eventually be altered and you will end up a SHAPE-SHIFTING REPTILE...

A shape-shifting reptile? Like Odo on ST:DS9? Cool!

AA can do that for me? I've never been an alcoholic -- do think they'll let me in anyway? I'd love to learn how to become a shape-shifting reptile.


Micky Said:
Dearest Eamon,
You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires.

He was a murderer from the beginning, and has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him.

When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies. —John 8:44.

Please enter HELL, Eamon?
www.djhell.com/ - 5k -


I, MICKY, AM THE HOLY ONE OF GOD.

Eamon Knight said...

Hello, Mickey: long time no see. It must something like, a year or more since I posted that comment on Sandwalk? And you kept it all that time. I'm touched. (Actually, I would be a little alarmed at being the object of such obsession, if I didn't know you lived on the far side of the world from me).

Micky Said:
Dearest Eamon,
You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires.
He was a murderer from the beginning, and has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him.
When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies. —John 8:44.


Actually, my father was a pleasant Englishman who enjoyed long walks, reading books and tinkering in his workshop. He passed away five years ago this week.

Please enter HELL, Eamon?
www.djhell.com/ - 5k -


I'm confused: I thought the idea was to save us sinners from hell, not send us there.

I, MICKY, AM THE HOLY ONE OF GOD.

Actually Micky, you give every sign of being psychotic (and you seem worse than you were a year ago). For the sake of yourself and those around you, please get professional help.

MICKY said...

Eamon Knight said...
Actually Micky, you give every sign of being psychotic (and you seem worse than you were a year ago). For the sake of yourself and those around you, please get professional help.


My Dear Eamon,
I felt some pain reading your comments. I imagine you were RAGING over your fear, pain & shame?

You have a conscious fear of intimacy & an unconscious fear of abandonment.

The only way you will be REDEEMED is for you to go back to the CHAMBER OF HORRORS (your childhood)& RECOVER "Little Eamon," who I imagine you ABANDONED many years ago.

In the INTERIM - get down on your knees & ask JESUS CHRIST, the SON of GOD, to forgive you, for the above DIATRIBE (sins)?

Were you ABUSED as a child, Eamon?

I love you, Eamon!

Do you love me?

I, MICKY, AM THE LORD'S LIGHT & SALVATION FOR OTHER PEOPLE.

MICKY said...

Greetings Eamon,
Don't spend an ETERNITY in HELL?

Gospel
Jn 3:31-36

The one who comes from above is above all.
The one who is of the earth is earthly and speaks of earthly things.
But the one who comes from heaven is above all.
He testifies to what he has seen and heard,
but no one accepts his testimony.
Whoever does accept his testimony certifies that God is trustworthy.
For the one whom God sent speaks the words of God.
He does not ration his gift of the Spirit.
The Father loves the Son and has given everything over to him.
Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life,
but whoever disobeys the Son will not see life,
but the wrath of God remains upon him.

I love you, Eamon!

Do you love me?

I, MICKY, AM THE TRUTH & BEAUTY THAT SURROUNDS THE LORD.

bPer said...

Wow, EK, a real-life obsessive nutcase commenter. You've hit the big-time, my friend. Enjoy!

I particularly noted the part about you "RAGING over your fear, pain & shame". I don't know about you, but I was first literally laughing out loud and then just bored by his rantings.

βPer

Eamon Knight said...

Wow, EK, a real-life obsessive nutcase commenter. You've hit the big-time, my friend. Enjoy!

*sigh* Mickey (and his alter-ego Patrick) seems to gaining some small notoriety as a blog-spamming kook. I first encountered him on this thread on Sandwalk (it was indeed 13 months ago), which stretched to over 150 comments, mostly due to Micky's logorrhoea.

I particularly noted the part about you "RAGING over your fear, pain & shame". I don't know about you, but I was first literally laughing out loud and then just bored by his rantings.

Yeah, that psychobabble is pretty much boilerplate -- check that Sandwalk thread, if you have absolutely nothing useful to do. And if your morbid curiosity is truly pathological, read his blogs (yes, plural: the Micky/Patrick profiles from last year each have their own blog which haven't been updated since last April, and his current profile has yet another -- but all pretty much the same drivel).

Now, MICKY: I am sorry your childhood sucked and has left you with life-long issues. However, you shouldn't assume that everyone who disagrees with you has similar problems. The negative reactions you get are because your behaviour is socially inappropriate. It's not the way normal, healthy people act. OK?

I am not going to allow you to repeat your Sandwalk performance here. Any further comments from you are subject to deletion at my sole discretion. Any email from you will be ignored or posted (if sufficiently amusing), also at my sole discretion. GOT IT?

I am genuinely sorry for your problems, but am in no way qualified to help you from here. Please: go see a psychologist and leave the rest of us alone.