My feeble attempt:
Jesus: Our Creator hath abandoned us today, and left us with no words to speak!See other contributions (some of which, I'm sure, are much better than mine) at the original site.
Mo: And we can do nothing without him!
Barmaid: But didn't you both manage to get yourselves down to this pub, order drinks, and get through the whole first panel of dialog, all on your own?
[J & M ponder this for a moment]
Mo: Holy shit! We did!