Thursday, May 7, 2009

My First, Last and Definitive Comment on Recent Reports of Miss California's Bigotry, and that She May Lose Her Crown for Excessive Self-Exposure

It is beneath my dignity to acknowledge that anything of significance, or worth the attention of any intelligent person, has occurred during, at, near or otherwise associated with a beauty pageant.

That is all.

3 comments:

AJM said...

Why Eamon, I'm surprised at you. Why, I can think of any number of compelling and complex issues I could explore, here...

And which would require, of course, that I seek out these alleged photos of said young woman in a state of semi-undress and post them repeatedly and prominently in said discussion... At the top of it. And all through it. And change the metatags on my main page to 'Miss California undressed'... And...

(Sweeps week, see...)

Renee said...

I thought self-exposure was in the contract? Hence the bikinis.

Evolving Squid said...

I find it difficult to believe that anything that goes on in a beauty pageant makes the news AT ALL, let alone news in a country foreign to the pageant.